probuccalfat:

iluvbongrips:

💀💀💀💀

step out the palace with my tunic on, im so bad i could turn a eunuch on

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

thejakalope:

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL

1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB

grettir-dun:

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highfunctioningfool:

Originally posted by allgeekmemes

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

discotec:

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

i don’t think it’s possible to convey to young people what it was like being a kid and watching adventure time as it aired and noticing all the background hints to the mushroom war and forming the usual 3edgy5me childhood ruined fan theories about it and having them turn out to not only be true but also go on to form the entire thematic and emotional foundation of the series

you have to understand we didn’t have lighthearted animated comedies for kids that took a dramatic turn towards dark fantasy like that. this was before everyone started doing that

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

I will never ever get tired of hearing about these things happening to dudes who invested in the fake internet money used for crimes industry and then lost all of their crime lord clients money when the crypto bubble popped

argies just can’t stop winning